I don't see why people have a problem with me and my shorts... not like I'm all that bad lookin'. I've been told my shorts have driven women wild and men insane... <wistful />

I sure the heck hope this is true, and not some cruel joke :). The articles states:

Microsoft Corporation (Nasdaq: MSFT) announced yesterday that the next release of Internet Explorer will use Gecko as its rendering engine.

If it is true, is it the start of another browser monopoly? My guess is it's an April Fool's joke of course :)